Damn I Love Fireworks - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Somewhere a participation trophy is

Somewhere a participation trophy is jealous that a fake superlative stole its whole identity

Bates Motel

Their New York clientele never files complaints twice

Curved red text along the lower arc reads "IRVINGTON" on the left and "CALIFORNIA" on the right

and hoop earring

Damn I Love Fireworks - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Black Somewhere a participation trophy isDILF printed across a man's chest does exactly zero percent of its work as a fireworks acronym. The subtitle shows up three seconds too late, like a chaperone arriving after prom's already over. The Details: Large yellow starburst shape with distressed halftone texture displays '1 1 2" 80 16' in small white text at top. Bold red block letters outlined in white read "DILF" at center, with white text below reading "DAMN I LOVE FIREWORKS." Lower labels