Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Distressed white arched block text

Distressed white arched block text reads "POP WHEELIES" across the top

Cohaagen would absolutely have a logo this clean on a billboard while venting Sector G

Inspired by The Simpsons

A grayscale T-800 endoskeleton skull sits centered within the circular text

A simple white cartoon dog face with floppy ears

Don't Be a Salty Bitch - Unisex Tank Top Size:M Distressed white arched block textSalt girl finally got the attitude upgrade her century of thankless rain walks demanded. Spilling sodium is just passive aggressive seasoning at this point. The Details: Blue serif text reads "Don't Be A" in an arched layout above a vintage hand drawn illustration of the Morton Salt girl in a yellow dress carrying a white umbrella, with diagonal blue and white rain lines and salt spilling behind her. Bold blue serif text below reads "Salty Bitch." Fit