Wanna Bone? - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL looking back over its shoulder

looking back over its shoulder

Bold golden-yellow wedge-serif text reads "REBEL SCUM" stacked in two lines

TEXAS" to the right and blue script reading "Longhorn League" below

drifting through a star-filled space background

Roller rinks in small-town Pennsylvania closed before most people wearing this were born

Wanna Bone? - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:5XL looking back over its shoulderSkeletons propositioning strangers with actual bones is the only pickup line that comes with physical evidence and plausible deniability. The pumpkin is just there so you can claim it's seasonal when HR asks. The Details: A vintage cartoon style skeleton in a green long sleeve shirt holds a carved orange jack o' lantern under one arm and extends a large bone outward with the other hand. Cream block text below reads "WANNA BONE?" in two stacked lines.