Alpha Male - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL " A cartoon portrait of

" A cartoon portrait of Biff Tannen sits within a golden sunburst

Staying gold is optional

Inspired by Ricky Ricardo and his Orchestra from I Love Lucy

Bold red text reads "COCKTAILS" below the illustration

Large red-orange retro script reads "Drinkin'" across the center

Alpha Male - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:3XL " A cartoon portrait ofPoodles surrounded by pastel rainbows and sparkly flowers radiate more raw dominance than every guy who has ever unironically called himself an alpha male. The wolf pack hierarchy was debunked, but the fluffy dog in a flower crown remains peer reviewed. The Details: A pastel rainbow arch in pink, yellow, green, blue, and purple bands frames a digital illustration of a fluffy white poodle with its tongue out. Colorful flowers in blue, pink, and yellow