John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black large bold "Ah

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matching distressed white text reads "THEN HE'S GONNA KILL US

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John Matrix Lumber Co. - Unisex Hoodie Color:Black large bold "AhRetiring from spec ops to carry logs sounds peaceful until the customer retention strategy involves holding people off cliffs by one ankle. Bennett showing up in chainmail really complicates the small business loan. Inspired by Commando. The Details: A cartoon illustration of John Matrix in a white tank top carries a brown log over one shoulder, flanked by green pine trees. A gray crosscut saw banner with brown handles displays dark block serif text