Directed by John Carpenter - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Curved white rounded text along

Curved white rounded text along the bottom reads "THEY ANUS

Jacked Jesus hitting a PR in the clouds is the patron saint of guys who say "amen" after every set and tithe ten percent of their paycheck to supplement companies

Memphis-style accents in yellow and magenta

Distressed white sans-serif text reads "Fluent in 3 languages:" across the top

and a flask

Directed by John Carpenter - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Curved white rounded text alongRolling credits before the first frame hits tell you everything, because that golden Albertus font is basically a binding contract for dread. Synthesizers and paranoia are included at no extra charge. Inspired by John Carpenter Films. The Details: Distressed golden yellow text in an Albertus style serif typeface reads "DIRECTED BY" across the upper line. Larger, bolder lettering below reads "JOHN CARPENTER," replicating the weathered look of late