TALES FROM THE CRYO-CRYPT (OG'S) Wearables that would suck

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*deep exhale* This name is a reference that you’ll get pretty quickly if you just imagine your grandparents or the older couple next door as they settle in for a wild night of “hanky panky

We use enhanced silicon inserts with special grip coating to help eliminate slippage when sweating

no one wearing goodr running sunglasses has ever been attacked by a leopard (as far as we know)

TALES FROM THE CRYO-CRYPT (OG'S) Wearables that would suckCHILLIN' IN THE CRYPT Hello kiddies, tonights tale brings a hint of hypothermia, a touch of freezer burn, and slight side eye from Walt Disneys frozen head. We call these blue on blue frames: Tales from the Cryo Crypt. (Insert Cryptkeeper laugh.) NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN. 1 NO SLIP We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating. 2 NO BOUNCE Our frame is snug and light weight, with a