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Natural mohair with its unique flat scale structure is renowned for its protection against sheer friction blisters even with the most sensitive skin
Get your minds out of the gutter
Made from Elastomer – a high density
Is blue light bad for your eyes
IT'S OCTOPUSES, NOT OCTOPI (MG'S) DUSTROSE (Insert Cryptkeeper laughLISTEN UP!!!! If you're coming with us to the octopus party, you need to know a few things. One, don't make any jokes about sushi. It's cringe. Two, don't ask if you can touch their tentacles. We know you're curious because you don't have tentacles, but still. Not cool. Three, it's octopuses, not octopi. If you say "octopi," it's not offensive, per se. But they'll look at you like a clown. These purple sunnies won't slip or bounce while you dance with