Vernon's Gym - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_90s Pizza chefs plastering anti-drug PSAs

Pizza chefs plastering anti-drug PSAs in 1950s clip art style knew exactly what they were doing

and he's got the trophy to prove it

a purple open-collar scarf

Three yellow rectangular bars contain black uppercase text listing each rule about sleep

Somewhere between the banjo and the log

Vernon's Gym - Unisex Hoodie rr_track_90s Pizza chefs plastering anti-drug PSAsVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.