I'm Not a Weatherman - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL rendered with visible dot patterning

rendered with visible dot patterning and a weathered screen-print texture

Laid to rest is the only version of getting laid that requires zero effort and has a 100% acceptance rate

Retro extruded cyan text reads "POST NUT CLARITY" with parallel line detailing within the letterforms

Large white brush-script text reads "Max's" above bold yellow block letters reading "VIDEO STORE

and blue tropical shirt

I'm Not a Weatherman - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Size:2XL rendered with visible dot patterningPromising more than a few inches tonight with the confidence of a clip art man in a striped tie is a bold meteorological strategy. Accuracy was never really the point of this forecast. The Details: Arched golden yellow distressed block text reads "I'M NOT A WEATHERMAN" across the top. A grayscale 1950s vintage clip art illustration of a smiling man in a suit and striped tie sits behind a news desk. Smaller off white serif text below reads "But you