I Wear This Shirt Periodically - Unisex Hoodie Color:Red Black text inside a diamond

Black text inside a diamond shape reads "MINOT

Bold white and light blue staggered text at the top reads "GO THAT WAY

Distressed red arched text reads "DENVER

Hulka's face under that campaign cover is basically the official military seal of not having time for your nonsense

Putting a turkey next to the phrase 'wake and bake' is the thinnest alibi in Thanksgiving history

I Wear This Shirt Periodically - Unisex Hoodie Color:Red Black text inside a diamondPutting every element from hydrogen to oganesson on your chest is the chemistry equivalent of bringing your diploma to a house party. Nobody asked for credentials, but the pun gives them a noble reason to walk away. The Details: A complete white periodic table grid displays all 118 element symbols from H to Og, with lanthanides and actinides separated below the main body. Rounded white retro text below reads "i wear this" above bold, oversized