Drink Like a Patriot Today - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black " beside a vintage cartoon

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Drink Like a Patriot Today - Unisex Tank Top Color:Black " beside a vintage cartoonHistory doesn't remember the people who hydrated responsibly on July 4th. Drink accordingly. The Details: Bold white arched text reads "DRINK LIKE A" at the top and "PATRIOT TODAY" at the bottom, framing a center white vintage engraving illustration of a colonial era Founding Father in full uniform raising a drinking vessel to his lips. Single color white print on a vivid royal blue ground. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Unisex Tank with ribbed trim.