Quint Brody 2028 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt fitchburg beside a retro cartoon cardinal

beside a retro cartoon cardinal mascot gripping a black bowling ball with small red feathers floating nearby

carrying a factory town's pride into organized baseball

Recruiting gunfighters to defend a farming village for almost no pay is the worst hiring pitch in history

Curved distressed white text reads "I'D HIT THAT" in bold uppercase lettering

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Quint Brody 2028 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt fitchburg beside a retro cartoon cardinalQuint's campaign strategy involves openly insulting his running mate on their own yard signs, which is either terrible politics or peak honesty. Policy disagreements get settled with a machete and apricot brandy. Inspired by Jaws. The Details: White star flanked by blue wavy lines sits above cyan serif text reading "QUINT" with white bold text below reading "BRODY." Red serif numerals "2028" appear centered beneath the names. Blue italic text at the