Stand Back I'm Going to Try Science - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Yogurt warned us merchandising is

Yogurt warned us merchandising is where the real money is

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Stand Back I'm Going to Try Science - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL Yogurt warned us merchandising isSaying "stand back" before trying something means you already know it's going to explode, and doing it anyway is just arson with a hypothesis. That 1950s confidence comes from a scientific method built entirely on firm handshakes and General Electric ads. The Details: White script text reads "Stand Back" above a vintage hand drawn illustration of a 1950s era man grinning confidently while holding a beaker and working with a lab stand and clamp