Squatchin' Through The Snow - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:White/Kelly Santa's decision to straddle a

Santa's decision to straddle a giant green bag with his legs spread wide suggests the North Pole's HR department is entirely decorative

"CASSEROLE

Scattered around the portrait are white and red-striped bowling pins

with a carrying case labeled "CHICAGO" beside her

Indiana" near the mascot

Squatchin' Through The Snow - 3/4 Sleeve Raglan T-Shirt Color:White/Kelly Santa's decision to straddle aBigfoot in a Santa hat trudging through the woods looks exactly like a guy who got invited to the Christmas party but plans to leave before the gift exchange. The Patterson Gimlin footage finally makes sense if you hum "Jingle Bells" over it. The Details: Red script text reads "Squatchin'" across the top. A brown illustration of Sasquatch mid stride in the classic Patterson Gimlin pose, wearing a red and white Santa hat, walks through a snowy forest