Definitely Not For Covering Up The Smell Candle Breakup Cost: zero

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Ever spot a neighborhood cutie (the furry kind) and catch yourself grinning from ear to ear at the dog—while avoiding eye contact with their human

“Was that hard

it's the ideal choice for those who know that life isn't always black and white

it's like a soothing balm for your holiday-induced anxieties

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