Smartass University - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Red with "Chicago" in a matching

with "Chicago" in a matching cursive script at the bottom

Inspired by Puddy from Seinfeld

with "EST" and "1900" flanking a small baseball

Kevin's Famous Chili Parody

" with a small orange-red star below

Smartass University - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Heather Red with "Chicago" in a matchingSmartass University accepts everyone, which says more about the admissions board than the applicants. Tuition is free but the social cost is enormous. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "SMARTASS" above a collegiate shield crest containing a donkey, flanked by a ribbon banner and laurel branches in weathered white ink. Large block text reads "UNIVERSITY" directly below the crest. Smaller distressed text at the bottom reads "WITTY"