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appears in white ink with visible dot patterning

Scott's lycanthropy doesn't unlock supernatural wisdom or cosmic purpose

Cooking for a crowd requires the dead-eyed calm of someone who stopped caring three Thanksgivings ago

just take two of these

but the evidence keeps piling up in their inbox

Vernon's Gym - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL appears in white ink withVernon opening a gym called "Train to Crack Skulls" is peak bluster from a man whose toughest moment was cornering Bender in a closet with no witnesses. Shermer's saddest strip mall finally has an anchor tenant. Inspired by The Breakfast Club. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "VERNON'S GYM" above a cartoon portrait of Vernon in a yellow tank top curling a dumbbell, flanked by "SHERMER" and "ILLINOIS" in white and two yellow stars.