It's Not 4th of July Until My Wiener Comes Out - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Bold red text with white

Bold red text with white outlines in angular hand-drawn lettering reads "YOU LOSE THE RACE

Angled white serif text reads "HEY

STATE LEAGUE" above "SCRANTON

" with large decorative serif text below reading "BASEBALL

Bold white text reads "I Have Mixed Drinks" above a vintage halftone pin-up illustration of a woman lounging inside an oversized coupe glass

It's Not 4th of July Until My Wiener Comes Out - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Bold red text with whiteMandatory uniform for the cookout's resident character. Arrives at 11, monopolizes the grill by 2, gets carried inside before the fireworks start. National tradition. The Details: Distressed white block lettering frames the design: "IT'S NOT 4TH OF JULY" above and "UNTIL MY WIENER COMES OUT" below. A cartoon hot dog (deep red sausage, golden bun, yellow mustard zigzag) sits dead center over a speckled vintage texture. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic