Richard Valenzuela and His Flying Guitar - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Choosing fried potatoes over human

Choosing fried potatoes over human conflict is the most rational philosophical position anyone has taken this century

flanked by cream stars and "ESTD" and "1909

Calling yourself a chick magnet is technically accurate if the chick is a cartoon and the magnet is a visual pun your dad would high-five you for

he spelled it out one letter at a time like a burnout Confucius dropping wisdom in a parking lot

Pho is the only food that lets you print profanity on a shirt and hide behind a pronunciation guide

Richard Valenzuela and His Flying Guitar - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:XL Choosing fried potatoes over humanRitchie hadn't earned his stage name yet, just a kid billing himself by his birth certificate and a guitar with wings. American Legion halls weren't ready for that. Inspired by La Bamba. The Details: Bold red block text reads "RICHARD VALENZUELA" above white script reading "and his." A blue electric guitar flanked by golden yellow wings with red striping sits between blue text reading "FLYING" and "GUITAR!" Below, yellow text reads "SATURDAY JAN 18,